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BAGDHAD BARRY - Just like the energizer bunny- keeps lying, lying, lying....

Whoopi Goldberg -

TAGS: welfare scam to keep you enslaved in trade for democrat votes
Rating: 4.27/5

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foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:13 pm
"I'm new here, idiot?" LOL. Bye, vicky...
foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:07 pm
There is a difference between being anti-welfare and wanting people to be able to be off welfare. Democrsts equate wanting to get folks off welfare as being anti-welfare. That is how they kept folks enslaved to welfare
foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:02 pm
Welfare is a good program. It a**ists folks to survive until that person is capable to be self reliant. In America, the Democrat party uses welfare to enslave people to government. Three-four generations of blacks being on welfare is not progress.
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:46 am
what i really dont like about welfare is the fact that veterans dont get any. the way the US treats its war veterans is atrocious, they get almost nothing, and yet billions of dollars each year goes to corporate welfare...
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:33 am
how about you get fired in a bad economy and struggle to for a year competing with thousands of people for a handful of jobs while homeless? unemployment is a hole, its virtually impossible to get a job when you're homeless and have to beg on the street.
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:30 am
i guess your view of welfare changes when you've been through a stage in your life where receiving welfare was the difference between being "ready for a job" or "homeless and unemployable"
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:29 am
i dont know what the US system is like, but in australia, welfare takes up 1/3 of the budget, and when i'm done with my degree i'll happily pay a decent chunk of my wage to know that others who were in my position wont be reliant upon charitable donations
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:27 am
as a 2nd year university student who relies in welfare, i have to disagree. it gives enormous freedom in terms of not having to worry about immediate survival (I.E. food, accomodation, etc). my parents pay 3-4x more in taxes than i receive for study.
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 8:46 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 27, 2014, 8:39 pm

bye Vicky
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 8:07 pm
Vik, I'd ask how old you are but I know you cant count that high. X-D The more you hit on TerrorAustralis, the more he's going to tell you to f*** off.We get it,you're a girl,you're just not his type.Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
foxrecon19d - May 27, 2014, 4:00 pm
Get off terroraustralis' back. Granted, I do not agree with him that pandering to moderates by not talking about getting folks off welfare and being self dependent...wait, he said that? Never mind. Get off terror's back. He means well
OTC - May 27, 2014, 7:42 am
Being on welfare is a big problem. It restricts your abilities and enslaves you to the bureaucracy
terroraustralis - May 27, 2014, 7:09 am
do yourself a favour, drop the "anti-welfare" bull****, because it drives moderates away. there are much bigger problems to deal with.

AN APPLE A DAY - Keeps the witch doctor away

Big Government -

TAGS: keep that war going
Rating: 3/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 8:41 am
Not that our ethical, upright government would ever allow that to happen.
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 8:23 am
Maybe if High Times hired some lobbyists and took a bunch of politicians out to dinner at a ritzy resort and gave them bags of money?
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 2:08 am
Economical, sociological, and altruistic motivations rarely fuel the government machine. Show them money and votes and we can make a difference.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:47 am
Now you're talking crazy. Insightful common sense gibberish has no place in this forum.
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 12:26 am
There's still a lot of other drugs that can keep those guys in the money, I'm sure they could afford to lose some of that money. Especially when you consider the benefits for chemo and other medical benefits.
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 9:21 pm
Lobbyist from big drug companies, private prisons, the bureaucracy of the DEA and the negative political effects of supporting pro marijuana legislation may be difficult to reverse.( but with popular support it should happen).
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 9:04 pm
Pot is kind of puzzling. The tax on it would be tremendous (Colorado is really raking in the money) so why won't the feds just legalize it and help bring down the deficit/debt?


TAGS: democrats keeping it classy
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KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 5:44 pm
Good poster. very funny. Although politically I don't care what he does in his personal life.
foxrecon19d - July 25, 2013, 12:21 pm
HA! HA! HA! According to wiener's cyber*** girlfriend, it usually takes Weiner less than 30 seconds to lol hard!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2013, 7:16 am

i lol'd....HARD!!!!

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AUDREY THOMASON - Obama's Director for Counterterrorism, while attending Harvard, wrote a master thesis suggesting that it would be more humane for a "planned and controlled genocide" rather than the abyss of chaos it is now in

UNITED STATES MILITARY - Keeping your Holidays safe. And every other day also. Thank a Soldier.

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Church & State -

TAGS: keep them separate
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Curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 5:50 pm
And they all fight and scream like hell when they had the power and are lousing it.

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HEY, CLOWN - I know how you can add a few thousands jobs and lower the unemployment rate in NV with a stroke of the pen.

Follow the money -


TAGS: dr williams keeping it real
Rating: 4.79/5

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foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 5:14 pm
This coming from the fool who has yet to find the name of one heavily armed soldier who was murdered at FT Hood. So, how is the search to find your credibility going, Quest Boy?
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 5:06 pm
Waldo... 34 minutes... probably a personal record for you, no?
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
There goes crankyhead again counting his collection of stuffed animals as "the rest of us"
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:39 pm
And the rest of us don't understand crybabies.
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 12:13 pm
Good point, Stone Tools. But I doubt anyone is willing to admit that, "I have been brainwashed to believe that Walter Williams is an Uncle Tom, cracker-lover. Of course, I won't admit it because it will expose my bigotry. So I'm going to vote it down."
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 11:01 am
I don't understand one point snipers. If you think it's worth a single lion, at least have the balls to make a statement to explain your action. That way it can be discussed and maybe, just maybe, someone will say "Oh yeah, he's right" or not.

Whores, drunks, and winos. Oh my! -

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KEEPING AMERICA SAFE, 24/7 364 - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

" LOOK A UNICORN " - Obama said, "This plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs.

THE SWAMP - They fell for it! We told them we'd drain it!

Science -

TAGS: keep on denying
Rating: 3.86/5

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Julie33 - August 21, 2014, 2:55 pm
Thank you for the share!
Zeitguy - August 20, 2014, 5:04 pm
Therefore, meaningful discussion regarding solutions that don't stifle economic growth are unable to take place.
Zeitguy - August 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
Unfortunately most conservatives feel they have admitted defeat if they agree with the concept of global warming from human activity.
birddseedd - August 20, 2014, 8:51 am
well that was rude
foxrecon19d - August 20, 2014, 8:31 am
Ahhhh, TA, I wish there was a way to put everything you said in poster form. There is a difference between science and "science".
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 8:14 am
apart from contacting your local representatives, the best thing you can do is learn about alternative energy sources that are on the near horizon, and learn about nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, solar and biofuels.
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 8:08 am
and by maintaining that funding level, we can quickly develop ways to reduce and possibly even eliminate the CO2 itself or its effects. geoengineering has the potential to be misused, but without it we will always be at the mercy of nature.
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 8:06 am
you want to solve global warming? tell your governments to massively increase funding for research at all levels, with a focus on energy research and power generation. once we're off oil and coal, the problem is half solved.
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 8:02 am
carbon taxes dont work. seriously, really really f***ing bad idea. i cannot emphasise how counter-productive carbon taxes are. your govenment turns conservative and denies that global warming even exists, then shuts down the climate change comission.
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 7:45 am
the difference is that the scientist must act as prosecutor, and the scientific community acts as defense and judge, ensuring reliable methods are used, and theconsequences of failing to properly follow methods can end your career.
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 7:41 am
science does not ask for faith. science involves finding evidence, building a theory, and presenting that evidence. its basically the same thing lawyers do when they prosecute suspected criminals. "beyond reasonable doubt" is not unique to criminal law.
foxrecon19d - August 20, 2014, 4:35 am
Or better yet, forbid left-wing liberals from driving cars, flying in airplanes, taking a bus, passing gas, or exhaling CO2! Why do these leftists hate the planet so much?
foxrecon19d - August 20, 2014, 1:07 am
All the more to wonder, then. What of those who put their faith in science?

GOV. OF HAWAII - Birth certificate (long form) may not exist, afterall? Hmmmm surprise, surprise.


SWAMPKEEPERS - Not the happiest of people these days. 68 days and counting, let the draining begin.


TAGS: charliedelta oathkeepers militia clive bundy
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foxrecon19d - April 28, 2014, 3:51 pm
Snicker... I didn't know that Cliven Bundy was one of the Founding Father, that George Carlin was a history professor. The saving grace is, however, the creator of this poster quite properly labeled Mr. Bundy: PATRIOT

Oathkeepers -

TAGS: oathkeepers second amendment fascist militia
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Curlyrocks - May 7, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ohh come now not every right wing extremist group is evil. Just a lot of the people drawn to those groups who are evil.

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Three Percenters -

Idiotic Liberals & Their Rank Hypocrisy -

Molon Labe -

TAGS: molon labe second amendment gun control come and take it three percenters oath keepers american patriots militia
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ipaprime - November 9, 2014, 7:22 am
A lot of racist $hit that would embarrass any sane person
Cannabal - November 7, 2014, 11:05 pm
Well, what he say?
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